Well today has been a long day, primarily because I have been so tired after the impromptu "Ministry of Sound" gig here at the Rawaithan Guest House's bar last night.
The Muay Thai stepped up a few gears which wasn't at all needed, but I put in 110% and it has paid off - if I don't get any sleep tonight the bar man is getting a good old fashioned hiding tomorrow after promising me a quieter night this evening - only joking.
My headline today isn't there to grab your eyeballs, it's mainly to remind you that when in Thailand you need to be careful when having fun at the bars. I was chatting to a guy at the bar here when I came back from the gym and he had a great tale. He took his wife and 17 year old son out last night for a few drinks and come home time he was really pleased, as a dad would be, to hear from his son that he'd met a young lady and would buy her one more drink before following his parents back. Needless to say the lad tried his Aussie luck and managed to trap the said lady and brought her back here to his room. The lucky fella, his first ever bar room pull, good lad.
Now I don't know the ins and outs of what happened, but what I do know is that the lad got a lot more than he bargained for when he woke up this morning. Yep, you guessed it, he obviously hadn't sealed the deal the night before and was probably waiting for today, being "Australia Day" before he gave her some Aussie Gold.... By all accounts he was lying next to her in the "Spooning" position and went for the good old fashioned "Reach around" only to find the "Meat and two veg" when he was expecting one hell of a lot less!!
So there we are boys, a Lady Boy strikes again!
Top tip, as much as it's good to look a lady in the eye or whisper sweet nothing's in her ear..... When in Thailand it's always good to have a gander at the plates of meat to check they're not sized tens!!
Over and out campers, I'm moving up to intermediate at the gym tomorrow..... This could be our last goodbye!
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